Ruminations & Cogitations

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends

  • If the season ended today … 1. Big Guns (7-2), beat MSG 2. Multiple Scoregasms (7-2) 3. Sons Of Liberty (6-3) 4. Deep Snappers (6-3) 5. Season 27 Champs (5-4) 6. Damn The Torpedoes (4-5), beat Weasels 7. Weasels (4-5)…

  • Not sure we’ve ever had a six-way tie for last place before . . . 1. Big Guns (6-2); beat MSG 2. Multiple Scoregasms (6-2) 3. Sons of Liberty (5-3) 4. Deep Snappers (5-3) 5. Damn The Torpedoes (4-4); outscored…

  • We are halfway through the season, so here is the first edition of the 2025 CFFL rankings: 1. Big Guns (5-2); beat MSG, Snappers 2. Multiple Scoregasms (5-2) 3. Sons of Liberty (4-3); beat Torpedoes 4. Deep Snappers (5-2) 5.…

  • Even though the rules let you start nine players, sometimes teams only need a few. SOL 130.5, Guns 93.5: 5 (Achane, Daniels, London, Steelers D, McMillan = 105 points) Snappers 121, Factory 84.5: 4 (Bijan, Jaxon, Caleb, Trey McB =…

  • Factory 123, Torpedoes 90.5: The only thing missing would have been the sheer hilarity if Torpedoes had started Emari Demercado. Swerve 113.5, Mayhem 112.5: Swerve won with maybe the most top-heavy lineup ever, getting 82 points from their QB and…

  • Factory 127, Swerve 77: The Factory left the #1 QB and #2 WR on the bench and still won by 50, and their bench would have won by 10. Torpedoes 114.5, Snappers 106: Bo Nix and his 26 points led…

  • MSG 124, Mayhem 94.5: Top-heavy MSG only needed five guys to win this one. Maulers 108.5, Weasels 92: Maulers got double-digit scoring from seven players. Guns 107.5, Snappers 96: Guns scoring in their two wins: 110.5, 107.5. Guns scoring in…

  • Snappers 132, Chumps 92.5: This game featured the top QB, PK and top two WRs in week 2, but Snappers had the better supporting cast. Mayhem 111.5, Yankees 70.5: I’m going to assume Yanks owner didn’t check his player news…

  • Guns 110.5, Chumps 83.5: Guns led the week 1 scoring with the top QB and top defense. Yankees 108, MSG 71: Yanks were right behind with the top RB and WR. Snappers 105, Swerve 49.5: Swerve with the rare Double…

  • Ten years ago today I was sitting down to dinner at a Mexican restaurant in Houston when I got a text from a friend’s husband “CALL ME ASAP”. My heart sank as I knew immediately what it meant – James…