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We are halfway through the season, so here is the first edition of the 2025 CFFL rankings: 1. Big Guns (5-2); beat MSG, Snappers 2. Multiple Scoregasms (5-2) 3. Sons of Liberty (4-3); beat Torpedoes 4. Deep Snappers (5-2) 5. Damn The Torpedoes (4-3) 6. Maulers (3-4); beat Factory 7. Freedom Factory (3-4); beat Mayhem,…

Even though the rules let you start nine players, sometimes teams only need a few. SOL 130.5, Guns 93.5: 5 (Achane, Daniels, London, Steelers D, McMillan = 105 points) Snappers 121, Factory 84.5: 4 (Bijan, Jaxon, Caleb, Trey McB = 88) Mayhem 118.5, Torpedoes 44: 2 (Hat Trick Cojones, Ja’Marr = 46) MSG 91, Chumps…

Factory 123, Torpedoes 90.5: The only thing missing would have been the sheer hilarity if Torpedoes had started Emari Demercado. Swerve 113.5, Mayhem 112.5: Swerve won with maybe the most top-heavy lineup ever, getting 82 points from their QB and two RBs. MSG 112, Weasels 106.5: Jonathan Taylor is the highest scoring non-QB through five…

Factory 127, Swerve 77: The Factory left the #1 QB and #2 WR on the bench and still won by 50, and their bench would have won by 10. Torpedoes 114.5, Snappers 106: Bo Nix and his 26 points led Torpedoes to a come-from-behind win on Monday night. Guns 114, MSG 89: Ashton Jeanty has…

MSG 124, Mayhem 94.5: Top-heavy MSG only needed five guys to win this one. Maulers 108.5, Weasels 92: Maulers got double-digit scoring from seven players. Guns 107.5, Snappers 96: Guns scoring in their two wins: 110.5, 107.5. Guns scoring in their loss: 45.5. SOL 103, Torpedoes 79.5: Might be the first ever CFFL game where…

Snappers 132, Chumps 92.5: This game featured the top QB, PK and top two WRs in week 2, but Snappers had the better supporting cast. Mayhem 111.5, Yankees 70.5: I’m going to assume Yanks owner didn’t check his player news this weekend. Maulers 109.5, SOL 83.5: Maulers’ bench would have nearly won this one. MSG…

Guns 110.5, Chumps 83.5: Guns led the week 1 scoring with the top QB and top defense. Yankees 108, MSG 71: Yanks were right behind with the top RB and WR. Snappers 105, Swerve 49.5: Swerve with the rare Double Negative (two players combining for a negative score). Torpedoes 98, Maulers 80.5: Torpedoes had the…

CFFL 2024 Champions: Deep Snappers Congrats to Snapperheads on winning the 2024 CFFL Championship. For once, the football gods were fair and just. Snappers’ 2024 regular season ranked among the unluckiest seasons since the creation of the Commish Luck RankingsTM. They finished 3rd in scoring and 2nd in the Breakdown rankings but finished with only…

CFFL Championship #3 Deep Snappers vs. #8 Maulers Previous result: Snappers beat Maulers 97 – 92 in week 9 So many storylines: Gator Bowl Winner: Big Guns Guns wins $75 and the #1 pick in the 2025 draft, but we can all agree that their owner has already won at life. Ruminations and Cogitations (Bulldongs…